I almost started off a cathartic note with “Dear ____,” but then I realized that I am a legal adult now and am no longer allowed to do such overtly petty and childish things.
Regular Decision Release Date
If you applied to UChicago regular decision or are a deferred Early Action applicant, you’ll be able to view your admissions decision in your UChicago account next Friday, March 15 in the afternoon. Woohoo!
Shit, folks. Who turned up the self-doubt?
Now I can’t make my joke about April showers bringing misery and self-loathing instead of May flowers.
contains 30,086 different English words within it; Joyce’s Finnegans Wake is considered a harder read.
Finnegan’s Wake Boundary Waters 2013?
I sent you a package, UChicago. Don’t choke on it.
When you route me to an intersection and tell me to take a left turn when none are allowed it does not help to reroute me to another intersection where, surprisingly, left turns are still not allowed.
Important emails shouldn’t be written at 2 in the morning on a week night, for they end up losing coherency and flow. They also exhibit a tendency to end up overly saucy.